(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 181

I don't know. I was just confused cause this is the sex thread.

 

Sex (and food) thread, get with the program, man

 

It’s supposed to be whataburger only bruv. It’s slang for *******.

 

Why would anyone treat them so terribly? Just use the oven.

 

big mike, have you ever been a kid? have you ever been a lazy fuck? that's why

 

what about pizza bagel bites?

I haven't had either in so many years

 

Bagel bites were always pretty meh to be

 

WORST FROZEN FOODS @electro haikus

 

You can have them any time

 

Was this thread ever about sex?

 

pizza rolls are sex what are you talking about

 

Yeah, but we got told off, so started talking about food instead.

Also, I think I've solved why dating is such an issue. I'm vegetarian, but I've been trying to date women. Since I'm clearly a dirty big gay, I should be chasing the menfolk!

 

CHEM TRAILS ARE TURNING THE VEGGIES GAY

 

You literally turn a dial after putting pizza rolls on a tray which is easier then punching in the actual time on a microwave and you get better results.

 

thanks for teaching me how to use an oven, Mike. you're the best

 

I am nothing if not informative.

 

Ovens take way too much time

 

vegetables are better than ovens

 

I just put shit in a skillet when I want it to taste better than the microwave

 

Hell no

 

Have you considered being a chef?

 

Nah! I only cook when I'm getting sex regularly anyways.

 

Things I cook:

-skillet veggies and meats
-steaks
-fish filets
-quesadillas
-chili
-pot roasts
-pasta
-migas

and thatsss it and not very often lately