(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 178

No no...I want the lights off

*places asparagus on grill*

 

Oh wait i thought we were talking about veggie dogs just to clarify making veggie dogs in the dark is NOT a sex thing or euphemism

 

Oh, I know. I just like the idea of requesting it to be dark when grilling.

 

I don't see how light would improve them!

 

okay lack of supplies. not exactly proper grilling. theyre good if you let them brown a little on the grill. listen, theyre not that bad. i refuse to believe therye as bad as you think. sauerkraut is always a good idea too on them.

 

Mmhmm sure

 

Espesh if they're the Morningstar farm ones that have a slight orange tinge

 

Sex and veggie thread

 

I think you forgot somebody

 

The first time I had a veggie burg I couldn’t even taste any difference between that and a beef burg so I don’t feel like I’m missing much not eating meat

 

The first time I had a veggie burger it felt so..
Clean. Like I never even realized how disgusting and greasy I felt after eating a burger until I had a veggie burger. Sometimes I ponder going back to meat but for that reason alone I wouldn't, or at least not red meat if I ever did.

 

The greasiness is a good thing

 

Nooo it was so heavy and nasty. Don't miss that feeling! I don't think I'd throw up if I ate meat again except maybe if I ate a burger.

 

That's the one thing I really miss since I stopped eating meat.

Also barbecue when I smell it

 

what that veggie dog do

 

If you ever find yourself near Columbus, Ohio, I implore you to get the veggie burger at Northstar. It's special.

 

Jacket girl just texted me.

“I see my jacket is on eBay. Wtf?”

 

Haha, I kid. She just texted a “hi.” I really do need to give her her jacket though. I just haven’t been thinking about it really

 

Lmao. Good plan, but we aren’t there yet. Tbh, considering how negatively she reacted when I didn’t want to have sex, I’d be okay if she just wanted her jacket back and that was it. I mean, I’m opening to hanging out and stuff, but I don’t want that added pressure

 

“Talk to you later, bottle.”

 

I do not comprehend.

 

Me neither. I assumed “babe” or “baby.” My friend suggested “daddy.” I looked it up online and found nothing lol

 

I don’t think you’re focusing enough

 

She's lactating

 

With some of @Bloodsucker II's antics, I wouldn't even be surprised.