(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 169

Alright but I gotta ask....what was it like on that fateful night in June?

I feel like if I went that long and then did it, I might pass out from pleasure...not to mention the amount of cleanup as a guy.


I had surgery last year that had to do with my heart so I couldn't really do anything like that for a while....I think I went about 6 weeks or something like that, and the first orgasm after was ridiculous.

 

Like warm apple pie

 

I still have that girl’s jacket and we haven’t really texted since we hung out. If I wait much longer it’ll be past the point of no return, I don’t even care if we hang out but I feel like she should have her jacket back lol

 

legally it's yours now

 

Put it on eBay

 

Sounds legitimate.

 

do you question me, Sanch?

 

@bigmike is funny

 

I knew you’d come around

 

This post is funny. That one post was not.

Pizza?

 

I’m glad you’ve came to your senses.

I’ve made homemade bacon cheeseburger pizza and it was amazing. I think you can also find it in digiorno aisle at the grocery store and maybe dominos has one as well.

 

Nice. I will seek it out

 

Have you ever made your own pizza, James??

 

Yes. At my sister’s house she has a brick oven and we make pizza all the time and it’s *Italian hand gesture kiss thing*

 

I will not be pigeon-holed into only being funny

 

Is this a euphemism??

 

Yes for eating your own ass

 

With mustard?

 

yes

 

a lot of gross things have been written in this thread. none more gross than the "pizza" you guys are talking about though

 

There he is

 

Bacon cheeseburger pizza is great. I dunno about putting mustard and ketchup and shit on it, but cheddar cheese, hamburger, bacon, maybe red onion, hell yeah

 

The mustard and ketchup is what I’ve got red flags on too

 

Try it and you’ll become a believer.