(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 158

if that aint love

 

I miss that

 

Yeah, well, now we haven't had sex in seven months and I'm stuck JO'ing to old videos of her giving me head.

 

It's alright, definitely not my favorite but enjoyable.

It sometimes makes me uncomfortable and I get mad anxiety and lightheaded just thinking about it

 

Oof, sorry man. I haven’t been married so I can’t comprehend your level of pain but in the past when dealing with breakups, our sex videos lowkey ruined me. When it comes to breakups, sex is one of the hardest things for me to get over. Not the lack of sex, but the thought of them pleasuring someone else kills me

 

Just last week, or maybe two weeks ago, she told me she wanted to, we went out to dinner, got home, and she was like "no way, I'm too bloated and tired from all that food." Then a day or two later, we were laying in bed together and I was like, so just wondering how you feel these days about sex, she laughed at me cause it was "cute" I was asking so politely, but she agreed to it. As soon as I climbed on top of her and started kissing her she burst into tears telling me she wasn't ready. It's fucking tough man. I'm a very sexual being so it's been tough handling the rejection (amongst other things with our failing marriage).

 

Man, I wasn’t married but this sounds almost exactly like my long term relationship. Like, reading that you asked her how she feels about sex and having her laugh fucking brought me back. Sorry man, that’s all I can say.

 

Also this since we were talking about butts

 

Oh damnn

 

one of my favorite scenes

"I don't mind a big ass"

 

I love how he just stumbles throughout this whole scene just trying to say whatever will satisfy Cheryl and fails miserably haha.


Edit: I’ve 100% been in that situation where I’ve said just the wrong thing and don’t wanna deal with an argument and just fumble all over the place haha

 

Someone I’m hanging out with just asked to see my penis so...I showed em ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Lol so we started making out and then she started sucking my dick and that was aight, I dunno, I’ve had a lot better, and I wasn’t really feeling it started to lose it but then she starting licking my ass and she just ate out my ass until I came haha, so that was rad

 

Your friends are very different from my friends.

 

Was this the Dutch chick?

 

hahah oh my god i hope so

 

Hahaha, no. Someone else. My neighbor

Also, I had just met her that evening like two or three hours prior lol

 

I felt very bold yesterday as my wife and I fucked on the couch with the front window blinds open

 

I felt super bad cause typically I am 100% a pleaser but in this situation....no. Like, in my relationships I’d much rather make my partner cum than cum myself, but by the time she was done it was like 5:3am and we were in an awkward spot and I literally couldn’t go down on her where we were so she left after that lol. But she like, aggressively enjoyed eating ass so...I dunno, she clearly got some enjoyment out of that.

Also, this is the third girl I’ve fooled around with who when I’ve met has identified as lesbian and hasn’t been with a guy in a very long time but then fools around with me. That doesn’t necessarily mean anything but it is interesting to me. Like, I’m not questioning their sexual identity but it’s an odd thing that has happened to me. Also, I think I’ve only ever been with one girl who was just straight

 

You think she'll come over again soon

 

on the couch you mean right? unless you were wedged between the cushions

 

We were rolled up in the sleeper sofa

 

Or should I say pull out couch

 

Eh, maybe? I at least feel like I need to return the favor. I could go without a blowjob from her, after my last gf my standards in that department are pretty fucking high, but if she wants to eat my ass again, I’m down.


Window fucking sounds fun! Up the ante a little bit next time and open the window itself