(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 156

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Mr. Serotonin Oct 4, 2017
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    STD:

    Saves
    The
    Day
     
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  2. Rob Hughes Oct 4, 2017
    Rob Hughes

    Play the Yakuza series

    Sorry
    To
    Disappoint
     
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  3. Joe4th Oct 4, 2017
    Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    Sorry
    For
    Party
    Rockin
     
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  4. Colby Searcy Oct 4, 2017
    Colby Searcy

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    Veronica Mars definitely makes everything better
     
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  5. Dog with a Blog Oct 4, 2017
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    Just saw a dude with like a big ol booty! I don’t have anything interesting to say about that, I just found it amusing.
     
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  6. mr_november Oct 4, 2017
    mr_november

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    My booty has definitely gotten me laid. Probably more with girls than guys tbh.
     
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  7. Dog with a Blog Oct 4, 2017
    Dog with a Blog

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    That’s interesting you say that. The last girl I was consistently having sex with was a coworker and we started having sex when I had about two weeks left at that job. Anyways, the reason I mention that is cause she didn’t give a fuck since I was leaving and would tell me how all the girls would check out my ass and talk about my “tight ass” lol, and I was very surprised. I don’t have a big butt, but apparently it’s a nice one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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  8. mad Oct 4, 2017
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    love me a cute butt
     
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  9. mr_november Oct 4, 2017
    mr_november

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    Squats (and dead lifts) are a man's best friend.
     
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  10. Ben Oct 4, 2017
    Ben

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    I have a big juicy ass.
     
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  11. mr_november Oct 4, 2017
    mr_november

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    Butts are where it's at.
     
  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen Oct 4, 2017
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    two turntables and a microphone
     
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  13. Colby Searcy Oct 4, 2017
    Colby Searcy

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    I'm surprised my pants stay up with how small my ass is
     
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  14. Mr. Serotonin Oct 4, 2017
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I have no ass really. I’ve been meaning to find it.
     
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  15. dylan Oct 4, 2017
    dylan

    Listen To It Supporter

    I've been told I have a bubble butt?
     
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  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen Oct 4, 2017
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I got a big ole butt
     
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  17. sleepy Oct 4, 2017
    sleepy

    pale earnhardt jr.

    i wish i has more butt, i have the hank hill booty... my girl teases me, knowing im an ass man saying i have none and im like im tryna have concern for my future kids and their pants not unintentionally sagging.
     
  18. Dog with a Blog Oct 4, 2017
    Dog with a Blog

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    GOAT

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. MrCon Oct 5, 2017
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Pretty sure I'm in the small arse category. Apparently it looks decent in suit trousers though?

    Anyway, if you keep everything compact, then the useful parts look proportionally bigger. Right?

    RIGHT?!
     
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  20. Colby Searcy Oct 5, 2017
    Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    I do have a pair of jeans that my wife says my ass looks nice in. Also known as my "Nice Ass Jeans"
     
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  21. johnnyutes Oct 5, 2017
    johnnyutes

    Vaya con Dios Supporter

    Nice. You can reference them in public and people will just think you're fancy
     
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  22. Mr. Serotonin Oct 5, 2017
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

     
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  23. colorlesscliche Oct 5, 2017
    colorlesscliche

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    I have a muscular butt/legs. I've gotten lots of compliments on it.
     
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  24. St. Nate Oct 5, 2017
    (Last edited: Oct 5, 2017)
    St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    I may have gotten drunk and called this girl to put it in my ass.

    Well actually, that's exactly what happened.

    Edit: I was very very submissive about it too.
     
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  25. Dog with a Blog Oct 5, 2017
    Dog with a Blog

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    It’s okay, no shame. I’ve been sober many a time and have done ass play. There’s this ridiculous belief that if you like ass play that you’re gay. It’s like, dude I’m not asking for a dick in my ass, you pleb. And even if I was, who cares???

    Anyways, in this situation, what is “it” ?