(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 155

1. Become Santana and/ or Rob Thomas

 

my tinder profile used to be a powerpoint, i don't fuck around

 

Sounds like you in fact DO fuck around


Damn it my sunglasses emoji didn't show up

 

actually, when i had that powerpoint, I had more matches than I ever had with any of my other bios or pictures. someone even posted me on the tinder subreddit apparently

 

Sounds like you in fact DO fuck around




Worked that time.

 

got em

 

Damn that's like the ultimate profile exposure you probably got a thousand matches that day.

One day I hope my online dating profile can be used on other web sites as a sort of "how it's done" kind of thing

 

oh, no, im still ugly, so not quite that many, but more than normal

 

You are beautiful in my mind and that's what counts. Especially on those other web sites.

 

I mean obviously I would do this if I could

 

We can only dream of this unfortunately

 

Also damn sounds like I need to make a PowerPoint for myself

 

Maria Maria >> Smooth

 

I assume you mean this Maria

 

they key is to get a good graph in there somewhere. graphs are sexy

 

"This is how cool and awesome at sex I am: (point to impressively huge bar on graph)

And this is how much less cool other tinder profile owners are and also how much less good at sex they are: (points to unimpressive and little bar on graph)

Any questions?"

 

Wait are you sure you're talking about sex?

 

Excuse me I think the graph speaks for itself

 

@Joe4th use this! this is good

 

I need some statistics to back up said graph here!

 

"here is a list of references with their feedback cards and scores attached as exhibits"

 

Joe I give you permission to use my graph on your profile

 

We need to give an overall average score so she knows what to expect!

 

definitely include standard deviations

 

This is some real hot under the collar stuff