yeah. i mean with the world view i have now i know that's an awful putrid thing to do to someone. but as a nerdy like 14 year old virgin growing up in the superbad era i thought it was kinda cool which is a prime example of why i deserved to get hit by a car at that age.
the only risque thing that happened in my freshman health class was a friend announcing to the class that her little brother stole her vibrator and she was very mad about it. what she meant by that was her vibration dampener for her tennis racquet. she was very upset when the teacher and p much everyone else laughed at her about it.
haha. tennis only came up because we had a football coach as our health teacher and he was more interested in talking about sports than the curriculum. the revolving door of coaches at my school always filled in classes like health and speech and study halls when they weren't coaching.
Overt sexual assualt in the name of friendship? What is going on lol. Edit* lol read @electro haikus post about his friend" in 9th grade a few back not seeing the page
Happens to me in real life lately. I'll say some super vulgar shit to an elderly woman at the store and then im like, fuck, i thought this was A1 for a second...
we've all had "this forum [person] would so get a kick out of this" life irl, no need to be ashamed. it would be a bit weird to A1 your grandma; or someone else's grandma for that matter.
I have a similar story to that awkward hand job in class type thing. I don't even remember how or why it happened, but a girl I was friends with in 7th grade ended up teaching in my pocket and kind of feeling my dick with her fingers and kinda stroking it for a bit. Neither of us were attracted to each other, I think it came up in conversation about how guys just get random boners and I think she was asking like how/why it happens and was saying "does this do it?" While inching her hand closer and closer lol It was definitely super weird and awkward for me as a 7th grader who hadn't even come close to kissing a girl yet.
When I think of awkward, the only thing I can think of is because I make it awkward. Whenever I was with a new girl, and she would go down on me or whatever, I never knew how to ask if she was going to swallow or if I should give her a heads up I'm about to finish or what. So it was always this awkward thing right as I'm about to finish, "so uh, where should I finish" sometimes it ended in laughs, sometimes it ended with a look like "its in my mouth already, you idiot."
Hah...my first gf told me to warn her when it was going to happen (and always stopped/switched to the hand). My 2nd gf finally did it one day after just using her hand for a few months and when she did it, it was a surprise to me, and when i was about to go I just somehow said so and she did the Dane Cook joke "uhhhuh" as she kept going. Needless to say, that was one the happiest moments of my teenage sex life lol
Yeah I always gave a warning cause then you don't have to worry, haha. Seems infinitely better than the alternative
Yeah I don't think I was using the word "cum" or "coming" back then so I'm pretty sure with my 2nd gf I basically said "I'm gonna..I'm gonna..." lol I still remember the "uhhuhh" though....I think I relaxed like 1000% when she said that lol