(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 151

Live for da booty. Die by the booty

 

This. I'm fairly open minded about trying stuff out in the bedroom, but my rear end is off limits. I'm not a big fan of butt stuff in general. I sometimes get all feisty and it seems like a good idea, but I typically feel pretty disgusted with myself after.
That being said, one of my more recent favourite things has been to go down on a woman, but from behind. They've seemed to really like it too, so that's been a positive!
More generally, bedroom antics have been a crazy amount more fun in my mid-late 20s than they have been before. I can't remember the last time I slept with a woman who wasn't both confident and packing a sex drive which at times eclipses my own.

 

This is literally my nickname in a facebook chat with my friends now

 

yes to all of this. never thought id be into it but you know what they say about knockin it if you havent tried it

 

You think there will be sex at this party?

 

The mere fact that she calls making love "PopUp" tells me that she's not ready


anyone?

 

You're my favorite

 

luh yew

 

Ok, you only get one choice. What is your go to sexy tyme song? Dis mine.

 

It sounds like you'll have to use your imagination.

 

Hopefully not.

 

when you stop using the pumpkin spice condom you have a baby named Quaylin

 

Remember when trojan made those fire and ice condoms? They were wack and not enjoyable at all.

 

So bad

 

This week I got hit on by a significantly older dude for the first time ever. He had lots of stories (a dominatrix ex girlfriend, also lots of travel stories). He was at the bar for his daughter's rehersal dinner, and the entire wedding party was behind us the whole night like "wtf..."

Anyways yeah I sent him on his way, I was like "Greg go home and practice your speech for the wedding tomorrow, I'm not going to sleep with you" but all in all it was an interesting conversation. Also I was spending my birthday alone in an unfamiliar city so it was cool to have someone to talk to. And the bartender was super nice and bought me shots after.

 

Thank you! 100% honestly, spending my birthday in a random city with strangers was awesome. I ended up hanging with some random people afterwards and it was great.

 

I liked the ice but the fire was horrible

 

Dis anal sex anthem tbh

 

Queen of anal songs, ~places u couldn't go... U know where she's talking!!!

 

If You Seek Amy

they were playing that at the mall a few weeks ago and I was like there are children here you're giving me the vapors

 

I don't have a song for this specific purpose but if I did have a song I'd have to stay on brand and choose either

"The feelings that you caught ain't my fault, I can't help your jealousy" kind of fits my MO too lol

Which is funny cause I actually hate being breathed on so much and ties into why I hate cuddling but a hot jam is a hot jam

 

Kiely Williams also wrote this biographical hymn for me

 

no, no they were not.