(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 151

This is literally my nickname in a facebook chat with my friends now

 

yes to all of this. never thought id be into it but you know what they say about knockin it if you havent tried it

 

You think there will be sex at this party?

 

The mere fact that she calls making love "PopUp" tells me that she's not ready


anyone?

 

You're my favorite

 

luh yew

 

Ok, you only get one choice. What is your go to sexy tyme song? Dis mine.

 

It sounds like you'll have to use your imagination.

 

Hopefully not.

 

when you stop using the pumpkin spice condom you have a baby named Quaylin

 

Remember when trojan made those fire and ice condoms? They were wack and not enjoyable at all.

 

So bad

 

This week I got hit on by a significantly older dude for the first time ever. He had lots of stories (a dominatrix ex girlfriend, also lots of travel stories). He was at the bar for his daughter's rehersal dinner, and the entire wedding party was behind us the whole night like "wtf..."

Anyways yeah I sent him on his way, I was like "Greg go home and practice your speech for the wedding tomorrow, I'm not going to sleep with you" but all in all it was an interesting conversation. Also I was spending my birthday alone in an unfamiliar city so it was cool to have someone to talk to. And the bartender was super nice and bought me shots after.

 

Thank you! 100% honestly, spending my birthday in a random city with strangers was awesome. I ended up hanging with some random people afterwards and it was great.

 

I liked the ice but the fire was horrible

 

Dis anal sex anthem tbh

 

Queen of anal songs, ~places u couldn't go... U know where she's talking!!!

 

If You Seek Amy

they were playing that at the mall a few weeks ago and I was like there are children here you're giving me the vapors

 

I don't have a song for this specific purpose but if I did have a song I'd have to stay on brand and choose either

"The feelings that you caught ain't my fault, I can't help your jealousy" kind of fits my MO too lol

Which is funny cause I actually hate being breathed on so much and ties into why I hate cuddling but a hot jam is a hot jam

 

Kiely Williams also wrote this biographical hymn for me

 

no, no they were not.

 

Blessed he who comes in the name of the Lord • r/dankchristianmemes

 

Pretty sure I’ve mentioned before how I have a Christian friend and we’ve both acknowledged that we’re attracted to each other but she doesn’t wanna do anything cause I’m not a Christian. Anyways, she called me drunk the other night (which happens a decent amount) and we chatted for a little bit and then she said she was going to bed and I said goodnight. Then like five minutes later I get a text that reads, “I wish you were here.”

REEE!!! What do you want lol. I am honestly not even looking to have sex with her anymore but t wouldn’t mind like cuddling and kissing, I miss that more than I miss sex. Anyways, she says she’s gonna visit L.A. in a few months and we’re gonna party for her birthday so, we’ll see where that goes