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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 131

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. ReginaPhilange Jul 4, 2017
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    I want reports every 15 min.
     
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  2. dylan Jul 4, 2017
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  3. ReginaPhilange Jul 4, 2017
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    Ian just PMed and said perhaps the most atrocious sentence ever uttered in the history of written language and it was all about you.
     
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  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 4, 2017
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    run away with me Platinum

    no clearly I'm Natalie Portman, sorry that makes you Ashton, I swear I wasn't trying to own you but own myself
     
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  6. ReginaPhilange Jul 4, 2017
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    Dylan just PMed me some reallllyyyy nasty rumors about you that would basically imply you’re a wanted felon.
     
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  7. Dirty Sanchez Jul 4, 2017
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    Think the sex has started yet?
     
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  8. dylan Jul 4, 2017
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    i dont know which is worse. ashton or hamster.



    hamsters are cute. i wanna be a hamster
     
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  9. ReginaPhilange Jul 4, 2017
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    That awkward moment when you go to hamsterX thinking you’re about to view some wholesome good-hearted hamster porn and instead it’s just normie porn
     
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  10. AelNire Jul 4, 2017
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    I had sex a couple days ago and I didn't enjoy it. Not foreplay, sex, or cuddling. It was one of those OMG get it over with and leave already please.
     
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  11. ReginaPhilange Jul 4, 2017
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    was it that 19 year old. sounds like the guy was inexperienced lol
     
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  12. dylan Jul 4, 2017
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  13. AelNire Jul 4, 2017
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    Yes

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    I didn't go on that date but he said something about one night stands and it came around to us hooking up but it was a one time thing. Especially since it was shit.
     
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  15. AelNire Jul 4, 2017
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    I tried to help him out but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  16. dylan Jul 4, 2017
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    Was he slipping you ice tongue or something?
     
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  17. AelNire Jul 4, 2017
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    What does that mean?
     
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  18. dylan Jul 4, 2017
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    Where he puts an ice cube on his tongue or in his mouth so his mouth and tongue are cold when you kiss so it's a different sensation. It's a JD classic
     
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  19. AelNire Jul 4, 2017
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    No ice cubes were used.
     
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  20. dylan Jul 4, 2017
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    He really was an amateur then, huh?
     
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  21. ReginaPhilange Jul 4, 2017
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    idk why but that reminded me of a funny story. My old housemate (girl) was about to have sex with her boyfriend after they had cooked dinner together, and he forgot to wash his hands after cutting peppers, and you can probably guess where this story goes. Her words: "My vagina was on fire" had me laughing so hard.
     
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  22. The_Effort Jul 4, 2017
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  24. CobraKidJon Jul 4, 2017
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    this is not cool

    because it's giving me memories for when I did this also
     
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  25. Dog with a Blog Jul 4, 2017
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    Gaiz. It's 11:30pm. We've been talking non-stop for over two hours. She just asked if I wanted a drink so no signs of going home soon. Not sure how to make a move.
     
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  26. The_Effort Jul 4, 2017
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    Have you gone in the house yet?
     
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  27. Dirty Sanchez Jul 4, 2017
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    Talking for two hours?!?; Shit, I'd be too exhausted for any sex now.
     
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  28. Dog with a Blog Jul 4, 2017
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    Been in the house the whole time. Been sitting v close in the couch
     
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