(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 121

ok we're there


what's the weirdest place you have ever had sex


I'll have to give it some thought

 

My one and only time was in a Walmart parking lot in early 2009. :'(

 

road head is dangerous

 

got it




golf course

 

Tiger woods there?

 

What's in the water?

 

Blood lol.

 

Projection booth was cool I guesss.

Oh! I recently had sex late at night in an alleyway in San Francisco outside a veggie mart. People walked by but it's San Francisco so who cares

 

Didn't you say it was a bathroom before?!

 

I guess the weirdest would be the playground of my ex's old elementary school

 

I don't think so haha. I guess it could have been. Either way, it was at Walmart lol. I've been trying to remove that lady from my memory.

 

lol this thread is on page 69 now

 

Nice

 

69 is overrated.

Welp I'm 100% about to go have sex with my best friends ex for the third time cause I'm a terrible person. I'll elaborate on this later

 

WoW

 

69 is amazing and my favorite

 

Me and my girlfriend in Freshman and Sophomore year of high school were in track together. After practice we would do an extra workout so we were the last two around, and the coaches would prop open the locker rooms for us because they trusted us. We'd sneak around and fuck throughout our high school, pretty sure we fucked in every room except the kitchen. Thinking back our coaches were either incredibly naive, or just didn't give a shit.

 

Were there not cameras in your school?

 

I had sex in the back of my parents Yukon which was parked near like busiest intersection in ocean city. People were everywhere, but the windows were super tinted. It was exhilarating.


I was caught fucking at a reservoir. That was weird.

 

In high school I was caught at a local park. Went into the woods, my gf was going down on me, and when I looked up, an entire squad of women in their 30's and 40's came jogging passed. My gf stood up, I didn't even try to pull my jeans up. The women just looked straight ahead and jogged right passed, and then I burst out laughing. It was so odd and hilarious.

 

Nope, small town

 

I have some weird places ive had sex. One is on TOP of my car parked in some random persons driveway, another time in hawaii on a cliff basically, art building at college. Definitely in a hot tub once too

 

I had sex on a lake shore once but there were houses nearby and I kept hearing music and thinking people were gonna come out, so we moved it to the car

 

My fiancee and I once fooled around (not full-on sex, which make me feel just a little bit better about the whole thing) at a party my friend had while he was housesitting for his aunt. We had been drinking and just picked a room and went with it. Didn't realize it was a child's room until we flipped on the lights afterwards and saw all the crayon drawings.

Come to think of it, the bunk bed probably should've tipped us off. We still feel bad about that one.

 

nothing too crazy...in the car a few times, once in the menards parking lot. got a blowjob in a park, that sorta thing. special park actually. not only the blowjob but also asked my wife to marry me there (separate occasions unfortunately).