Me and my ex were having sex at his place once when his iTunes played Kanye's Slow Jamz and when Twista's verse came on he stopped mid-fuck and attempted to rap it to me while I was just laying there confuzzled as fuq haha. Ngl it was adorable but too bad he turned out to be a douche
I know! I still like her but sometimes when songs from that first album come on i get annoyed. My ex and his rm would come home blasting it and teenage dream everyday crazy loud cause they're awful people. Like so loud we could hear them from forever away ugh I make poor decisions.
is my breakup playlist an acceptable substitute for a sex playlist? I might cry during Rory by Foxing, but that wouldn't be anything I wouldn't already do during sex
My drunk friend just told me about the time he masturbated 12 times in a night. He said by 8 nothing came out on orgasm, and at 12 he orgasmed and it hurt so bad he cried and he went soft during it. What the fuck.
Shake it once, that's fine. Shake it twice, that's okay. Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself. In all seriousness I don't think I would ever go past 3 and that's with actual sex. Masturbating that much is fucking weird.
hi friends I haven't posted in the new thread yet so couple things about me: I have had sex at least one time and I can prove it I still have a level 100 night elf priest
After almost two months, I was finally able to get this guy to have sex somewhere other than in his bed last night (he's really conservative about sex). Progress! It was just another room in his house, but any change is good.
The purpose of the mint is to provide a cool sensation during oral sex on a female. You suck on the mint, then go down on her. I suppose you could try wrapping your dick in those Listerine square things, but you might end up in the ER.
Ohh not agreessive at all and I'm totally with you on that. Just meant me personally and everyone's guesses kept involving me having a penis when that's not the case so I was clarifying.