(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 108

I gave my number to a bartender that I'd been flirting with a while back. I got a text last night with an eggplant and explosion emoji. I thought that was funny.

 

Nice

 

Happy Birthday @Aaron Mook, hope you got everything you wanted!

 

Or, wants to cook something healthy with Dom.

 

That's lame.

 

It's possible she just wants to blow up his dick. In a not good way.

 

Thanks Colby!

 

My sex life is insane lately. Like holy shit we've been having the best sex of our lives the past few weeks

 

Last night

 

when the sex so good she falls into a deep slumber right after

 

So last night was the first time I've done anything remotely sexual with someone. And it was so nerve wracking I didn't really derrive much pleasure out of it.

Also didn't expect it to happen at all so was a huge surprise.

 

Steak and BJ day today

 

Whoa, can this be a national holiday?

 

Haha unofficially it is!


Oddly enough my wife was the one who informed me. Might have up skip the steak part though.

 

Ahem, yes. You all appear to be getting laid. This is good. I mean I thought this where people who don't get laid gripe but.... I'll just slowly show my way out of this thread.

 

tbh I could have the other night but I fell asleep. And then the girl I was supposed to meet up with ended up getting alcohol poisoning that same night and had an hour long seizure.

she's ok, but I felt bad. I was supposed to bring her to my place so that wouldn't have happened.

edit: not like, take her to my place specificcally so she wouldn't get alcohol posioning but ya'll know what I mean lol.

 

maybe don't refer to it as "getting laid"

 

an HOUR long seizure? Fuckkk

 

God this college town is having its effect on me. Ughh

 

She got bruises everywhere, poor girl.

 

I had sex with a guy who would put the used condom on the windowsill which was right by my bed so he didn't have to get up. I didn't know this at the time. I found it and told him not to do it anymore bc it's gross but the next time we hooked up he did the same thing. Kicked his ass to the curb real quick.

I'm kinda embarrassed about how promiscuous I was during my college years.

 

and don't be embarrassed hon

 

Ian's gif game is ALMOST better than Erin's