(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 107

How does one breakdown essence of Fuck?

 

Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl Palmitate, Dimethicone, Hydroxypropyl Cellulose, Polysorbate 20, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Benzoate, Gluconolactone = 2 fucks.

 

Layman's terms?

 

chemicals.

 

don't forget fish fuck in your fuckwater

 

OMG..I laughed out loud.
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This is one of my fave tweets and it's appropriate for this convo.

 

hahaha that just looks painful

 

belly button pink stink

 

I hate lube.

 

It definitely gets messy

 

i had sex with someone and now i have horribly bruised boobs. look, i dont know how it happened but i gotta wear a turtleneck for like a month now. GREAT.

 

Were they like hitting a wall or some other surface? lol

 

No, just held. Let it be known people, boobs are for caressing not like holding fucking handles with a death grip on em.

 

Yeah, purple nurples aren't for sexy time.

 

don't kink shame

 

Sorry, I didn't mean to be offensive.

 

jk

 

I guess that gives new meaning to love handles

 

What about clamps

 

I imagine clamps would be like those paper holders. I almost cry when one gets stuck on my finger.

 

the pink and gold ones look like little purses

 

fingers crossed for birthday sex tomorrow (er, technically tonight)