(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 106

DINKLAGE

 

Im going to guess 1% of women want that. Ocean water up a certain hole? Yeah right. My gf would laugh her ass off at that lol. Beach sex though? Absolutely.

 

yes

 

I have always wondered if his penis is proportional

 

Galveston is a bit too populated for Beach sex.

I guess my statement should have technically been Gulf not Ocean but it's connected to one so it counts.

 

She's ok with the ocean water situation? Wow

 

Of course! That's why I married her :)

 

Yeah she's a keeper

 

What about Billy Ocean

 

so that's what Get Outta My Dreams Get Into My Car is about

 

So anal is fine every now and then but damn I forgot how messy the lube can be.

 

The lube is the least of my concern

 

My old roommate is visiting for a few days at the end of the month. Should I try to have sex with her?

 

Update: I've been having sex

That is all

 

Update?

 

Nothing yet, she's been sleeping on the couch. Leaves Saturday morning, so I have a little bit of time.

 

Good luck!

 

I paused Total Recall on my VCR for activities but it came unpaused halfway through. Anyway Arnold is cool.

 

^^^^lololol

re: shower sex....I'm about 6-7 inches taller than my g/f...our succesful shower sex ventures have included her bending over with legs close together while I spread mine out a bit and bend at the knees....not the most comfortable but when it works, shower sex is the bees knees.

Ocean sex sounds yucky....can confirm pool and hot tub sex is nice.

I came to this thread because last night I was drunk in Philly and me and my friends went into a sex toy shop...they had lube on sale called "FuckWater"....what a great name.

 

Pick up anything?

 

Nah haha...we mostly went in because we were drunk and the stuff in the window was humorous. I was disappointed with their lingerie selection, it was almost all toys and no lingerie.

Our friend's gay brother did take a picture with a dildo in the shape of a fist though! Also wish I bought some FuckWater just for the novelty of it lol.

 

Really puts the 'D' in dihydrogen-monoxide.

 

I'd be interested in what the ingredients of Fuck Water are

 

2 parts fuck 1 part water.