(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 105

Shower sex = good

Also easy clean up.

 

Update?

 

Did not.

 

But it was of dire importance and for....Science!

 

Has anyone ever been to a sex club before ?

 

I used to work in a skate shop and we sold Mr Zogs sex wax (surfboard product) air fresheners and we would always get the funniest responses to that.

"The fuck I wanna smell like sex for?"

 

Didn't have you pegged for that kinda guy anyways. jk. i had to.

 

Def not with a random tinder person lol.

 

How do yall do this? Gf gets hurt a little easily. Also my hips are way above hers (I'm taller)

 

I'm not gonna lie, it's not entirely easy. I'm 6'1" and the wife is 5'3" so I concur with you here. Basically she will either bend all the way over and point her backside upwards to where I can just bend my knees a bit and put it in or just bends over normally and I just kinda have to bend my knees and ankles to make it work. That way typically can't last too long though cuz my ankles start to hurt pretty bad but I kinda just push through it because the sex feels better.

 

shower sex is alright like that if you're the one bent over getting a gallon of water in your mouth and dripping in to your face. but when you move the shower head outta the way and its not dripping on me, i feel like i'm freezing my ass off. good times.

 

I had shower sex with a guy once that was 6'5 (I'm 5'4) and he thrusted me onto my face a couple times because I was standing on tip toe so he didn't have to bend as much. Ended up with a black eye.

 

But was the sex good?

 

Nothing to write home about.

 

I've had shower sex once with an ex, more stressful than fun for me

 

All sex is more stressful than fun for me.

 

I feel bad for people who haven't had great shower sex



because I have great shower sex

 

Shit, I've barely had not-on-a-bed sex. Hoping to hit a sexual revolution here pretty soon...

 

I could never have shower sex. When water hits my junk, it retreats back to where it came from.

 

Where did it come from?

 

SHRINKAGE

 

I WAS IN THE POOL!

 

Pool/Ocean sex is good too!

 

Is Ocean sex sex while listening to Frank Ocean or sex with Frank Ocean, either one works