(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 103

Sex toys been discussed in here?

 

Lets discuss

 

wife and I have a couple toys we use periodically

 

What types?

 

I've been to one of those sex toy party things and they make something for everything. There was this gel stuff that you put on your uvula and you don't gag. It works I tried it with a pencil. I'm such a weirdo..I'm sorry There was also this tongue vibrator thing molded from Gene Simmon's tongue (bc of course) on sale and my friend bought it. She says her partners crack up when she pulls it out.

Yeah, I've used them every now and then.

 

Gene Simmons mold, wow lol.

 

anal = good

 

Pleasure parties? I've heard of those but never been(which I'm not sure if they even have ones for men, probably?)

They really do have everything, it's pretty overwhelming honestly.

We had just like a vibrator for awhile and I told my wife I'd get her a Rabbit last Valentine's Day. The Rabbit is awesome! They threw in a cock ring too but I felt weird about using it so I threw it away

 

Close the thread we've come full-circle. From butt pencil to other pencil.

 

I knew this day would come

 

Idk anal is alright, it really just kinda freaks me out and gives me major anxiety.

Also gotta say I think I enjoy handjobs more than blowjobs

 

Twas hoping someone would catch this. Kudos, Dom LOL

I really used my finger not a pencil.

 

There are so many types of vibrators it's unreal. They essentially do the same thing except for the ones like the rabbit. My friend gave me a waterproof one once for my bday.

 

Butt pencil? idgi

 

You got it that one time though.

 

It really is! I've seen ones where they are molded after pornstars and shit and just think how that could possibly feel much different.

We've looked into a waterproof one but were skeptical of how waterproof it actually was.

 

I'm old as the dinosaurs and they've prob gotten better but it didn't do well with the water.

 

Does this qualify as a toy or is it more of an apparatus?

 

Better than a toy. Its a whole playground

 

I don't see any slides

 

slide sold separately

 

oh man is that what Slide by the Goo Goo Dolls is about?

 

"Could you whisper in my ear,
The things you wanna feel,
I'd give you anything,
To feel it comin"

This theory checks out


I'm sorry for ruining this thread I'll stop now.

 

Than my wife must be too haha!

Think that's considered furniture

 

So I went to CES yesterday and I got my dick sucked in VR