(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 102

Waking up from a nap to see you have 41 unread messages n shit

 

Same

 

Did Dylan just bang dean?

 

Sadly, no.

 

Bernie

 

Would

 

Had great drunk sex hours ago and now I'm in the usual "can't sleep after a night of drinking" stage....ugh.

 

I was supposed to meet up with this guy to get the d after I was done partying but my friend was waaay too drunk so I ended staying and taking care of her, the things we do for love

 

Look at you social people complaining about group texts

 

The Best (and Worst) Episodes of MST3K to Fuck To

i just had to share this following my sex report from a week or two back

 

I don't fuck. I make sweet, dialectical love.

 

Sang I just had sex at karaoke last night

 

Had some v nice shower sex while listening to Saturdays=Youth yesterday

 

my mom and sister always include me in a text when they are planning family events, but never actually direct the conversation at me. like what the heck man

 

Not sure that I enjoy Tinder. Most messages are drug dealers or asking about my girth lol.

 

can you ask one of the dealers to send me some weed

 

so......what do you tell them?

 

Block 'em all.

 

I don't know if I should download tinder

 

As long as you don't put too much stock into the whole match thing and validating your self worth, do it

 

So, I guess anal sex is just a regular feature of my sex life now.

 

Is that an activity that you're a fan of?

 

I don't have any problem with it. I was just remarking on how it has become a staple as of late.

 

Anytime one of my partners brings up anal I'm like..