(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 101

I watch the tape before every date. That's how good it was.

 

Afterwards, did you say "Zed's bed,baby"?


Sorry.

 

When I think back to hs it's so weird how young everyone was losing their virginity and I felt behind but like we were all so little and looking back I'm like wtf we were tiny and knew nothing

 

yeah it feels like such a narrow window where it's "supposed to happen" and it's weird because if teens get pregnant that's considered a bad thing to be shamed for but also shame the virgins, idk there's no "right age" to lose it it's a personal decision

 

yeah as dumb as it sounds I feel like a lot of those teen American Pie-type movies gave me a weird complex. If you lose it "too late" you're a weirdo or uptight, but if you do then you're easy or whatever and I feel like those movies also gave me a complex that guys like brag about it to their friends and would talk about me behind my back or something?? idk. as an adult I realize the messed -upness of the whole concept and fixation around it, and I wish I could tell bb me to chiiiill

 

my friends when they basically dry hump each other.

 

I just heard my boss talk all sensual on the phone and he has been giggling when looking at his phone and I feel like it belongs in this thread.

 

I would do a car sex any day

 

I'm not picky with where I do a sex I'm just happy to be doing a sex

 

I had sex during the 1st Giants-Patriots Super Bowl where the pats ended up 18-1....I can't say the sex was very good, and the girl and I didn't click very well while we dated and I was still getting over my last relationship at the time....but still....it was the super bowl.

 

And that's how David became a liberal.

 

I feel like no matter what non-politics thread I post in, and if you also post in it, this will be a response to every post I make in those threads lol

 

'Cause you're the Hillary to my Bernie, bro.

 

Did someone say Bernie Bro?

 

That's the safeword.

 

That's not ok, wtf is her deal

 

Dom secretly is a huge Sady Doyle fan

 

David you will NOT ruin the best Superbowl ever for me.

You will NOT

 

Certainly wasn't ruined for me...

 

Patriots Giants best Super Bowl wtf

 

Saints-Colts is the best Super Bowl I've watched

It had one of the most important qualities of a great Super Bowl, which is the Colts losing

 

preach forever

 

I feel like it's this whole group text culture where you post shit just to get a reaction from the group that makes people do that kind of thing. I was just some random guy to her so I guess thats funny to the group somehow?! (she confirmed that the reactions were along the lines of "omg who the fuck is that random guy")

 

I hate group chat when texting especially when I don't know who some of the people are.

 

Group chats are always awful