a) having a job. b) having a job that's cool enough to let me post things that make life worth living for a solid 30min
When you catch your dad puttin' out gifts late on 12/24. He's not even wearin' red but he's eatin' the cookies you left out and you jump out and you're like "I knew you weren't Santa you deceitful bastard!" And your like damn, I knew I was smarter than the rest of the class.