Reasons to Keep Living (Official Thread) • Page 15

seasonally flavored things

 

letters from the folks back home

 

you're good at this

 

Oreos in milk

 

taking a wizz after having to go really bad.

 

cougars

 

when your mom says we can stop by McDonald's on the way home

 

I try. Life is hard and depression sucks. Gotta find the things to be thankful for.

 

When you dig around in the attic and find something really valuable from your childhood; like Lego or Pokemon cards.

 

orange chicken

 

arguing with @CarpetElf

 

Finding something awesome at a thrift store

 

this applies to pooping as well.

 

cult films

 

the sweet release of a good poop

 

That rush of winning a bidding war on eBay

 

finding a sexual partner that's into all the same shit as you

 

When you fart and it's so powerful your buttcheeks flap

 

When you fart and it's so subtle no one knows

 

testing negative

 

this is what gets me out of bed every morning.

 

diners

 

Guy Fieri

 

Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells
And schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings