Reasons to Keep Living (Official Thread) • Page 14

Dunking on Dylan

 

Getting sweet revenge on someone who used to be a family friend but double crossed a family member

 

igpay atinlay anslatorstray

 

Trading a cow for magic beans

 

when you think you're about to puke from partying too hard and then you just kinda burp or whatever and then you're suddenly cool and keep going for another 6 hours.

 

slowly discovering that your friend has blocked you

 

a good fart

 

When you go to a show, never having heard of the opener, and they rule

 

having the greatest alt account in the history of this website

 

ribs

 

McRibs

 

wondering how much Tate hates us right now

 

Kitchen Nightmares UK

 

Being released from prison after serving a twenty year sentence.

 

gravy

 

Discovering and patenting the internet.

 

the internet

 

having Al Gore for a bestie

 

After a long and much needed grocery trip, coasting to your car by standing/riding on your cart downhill.

 

finding the perfect fruit or vegetable at the grocery store on your first try

 

dunkaroos coming back

 

boy shorts

 

Biting into a mystery cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip, not raisin.

 

winning a drug war

 

Surviving a war when you're the lead trumpeter.