Reasons to Keep Living (Official Thread) • Page 137

The oldest knows how to open the toilet for when they got thirsty

 

Hell yeah, training them early!

But seriously really glad y'all got to have a date night!

 

Becoming a lightweight. Two beers now and I’m feeling great.

 

Can’t believe binge drinking culture has people feeling bad for being lightweight. Hell yeah I want to get drunk for cheap

 

I've always been a lightweight

 

It’s the best. I used to drink way more than I do now and it’s great being able to get a solid buzz on a fraction of what I used to drink and still feel good the next morning. Way easier on the wallet too. Granted now I just smoke too much weed but still lol

 

This is why remote work needs to be more widely accepted haha. I think that would truly bring more meaning to life, for me. I can get my job done before noon almost every day

 

So what do you do after noon?

 

The Boston Bruins

 

gross

 

Ahh yes, sports

 

Will flip phones being popular again be a reason to keep living? Maybe.

Gen Z has a new 'vintage' technology to obsess over — CNN Business

 

wait until they discover Nextel

 

Everything is stupid

 

I get it. I found about the Light Phone years ago and still think about switching to it. I just need a smartphone for work now and I’m too lazy to have 2 phones lol

 

Sit in an office lmao that’s my point

 

I’d love to go back to a phone with no internet or social media but the irony of those kids whose livings/lives are made on social media saying they love old phones makes me want to jump off a cliff.

 

Once again, he speaks truth

 

I showed that article to my wife and she just said “posers” lol

 

Yeah I saw someone at a show the other night whip out a flip phone and immediately thought “oh no, here comes this awful trend”. Could write a short book on all the reasons it sucks but this ain’t the thread and I’m not effort posting tonight

 

I used to accidentally hit the internet button on my phone, then repeatedly hit cancel, since my mom didn’t pay for internet. So stressful.

 

Painting. And not even like artistic painting, but just like, painting a room lol. Throwing on some tunes and cracking a few drinks while slowly watching a room change into something way more comfortable with each swipe of a roller is so relaxing to me. Almost makes me forget about children using flip phones to boost their social cred despite pretending like they’re trying to do the opposite okay I’m done I’m sorry

 

You’re The Worst really was the last remaining Reason To Live, just been coasting on fumes since it ended truly

 

Looooove painting. My wife and I met selling paint at a certain home improvement store and while we both love color, only one likes applying it lol