RANDOM HOUSEHOLD ITEMS DEATHMATCH (ROUND 2 OF DEATH-ER) • Page 3

Bread destroys my intestines so hard pass

 

But I do like bread more than house

 

I have a name ya know

 

yeah i'm so fucked right now haha. but in 30 years I'll have equity is what they tell me.

 

I can go to a restaurant and eat bread,I can't go to a restaurant and get a house

 

lobster should be an option

 

who the fuck voted for rubber band????

 

True, but you don't own shit with an apt :--(

 

Restaurants don’t exist in this world

 

you wouldn't download a bread

 

I'm glad we psychically linked

 

Lol @ Colby voting pen. I can’t tell when he’s in character and when’s he’s not

 

That's true but it frees me up to own other things

And with a house you have to rely on the house actually selling which is additional headaches

 

To be honest though my main argument is when I first read it I thought it said "HORSE" and I am very anti-horse

 

True, true.

 

this is very interesting

 

There is no character only Colby

 

i need to go actually do work now

 

Horses ruined my life from ages 10-23

 

You can't say this without explanation

 

I'm pro-horse but anti-horse "enthusiast."

 

Pen Is Mightier

 

I'll explain but it'll take a bit of time to write it, I'll probably write it out after my lunch break today

 

this is why I love you

 

How is a house a "household item"?