QuarAnt1ned • Page 968

They never did. Surprise.

 

He finally made one

 

Panic-buyer 'pulls knife' on another shopper in row about toilet roll

Are they planning on wrapping their entire body's in toilet roll to protect themselves

 

I bought five Clorox wipes containers yesterday.

 

You're part of the problem

 

I just checked and oh my God but it still slaps

 

This whole hoarding toilet paper thing is truly a weird fallout of the corona virus. Saw pictures of people in Japan buying pallets of toilet paper at Costco. Charmin must be thrilled.

 

I am laughing sooo fucking hard at this because oh my god

 

All I know is the people panic buying are gonna be the first to go in the inevitable zombie apocalypse

 

I would say I’m fairly connected to politics yet I can’t name a single Biden policy

I just don’t get it

 

I checked too because I didn’t even believe it
And of course it still slaps!!! It’s the thong song!!!!

 

Why did I not listen to this song as a young girl and realize the absolute power I could have, like he was borderline seizuring over butts

 

Don't feel bad he doesn't have actual convictions

 

butts are pretty great tho

 

His policy is literally “I promise not to bring socialism”
Like. That’s it that’s the platform.

 

that's a lot of j'ing off, even for you.

 

He has none lol

 

America is doomed

 

so sick of hearing about where Tom Brady might go

 

I wasn’t aware there was a shortage or that you were referring to it

 

A Trump rally?

 

what blink song is this

 

Bloomberg is out