QuarAnt1ned • Page 927

My friend gave me a bunch of weed (for free!) yesterday which is cool but I have no idea where I can smoke it, even though it’s legal

 

I saw Logan for the first time ever last night. Good lord

 

When bae sees the new buttplug you bought and she thinks it’s for her but it’s actually for you wait Siri stop typing what I’m saying

 

So I went to my mom’s house tonight and raided her pantry and found TWO boxes of pretzel pop tarts @Colby Searcy

I took a package to try

 

My wife informed me of cereal pancakes at IHOP and I know what my life has been missing

 

What flavor??

 

I’m more of a Jake guy myself but you do you

 

Oh I didn’t know there was more than one flavor

the silver packaging doesn’t have a flavor indicator

 

I think just looking at them gives you cavities and diabetes holy shit

 

Don’t shame

 

I'm not

 

My new thing is being super productive and healthy during the day time so I can feel good about myself when I get high at night

 

yes king I love this for you
am I doing it right

 

I like the Cinnamon Sugar the most

 

OK, I remember the box now. I definitely grabbed a cinnamon sugar one.

 

What is that

 

sat here quietly raging out of boredom. There are no kids at any school across Japan because of corona virus. Why the fuck do I need to be sat here in the office twiddling my thumbs?! I’ve got nothing to prepare, I don’t even know what schools I’m teaching at next year as I’m moving FAR away where they use different textbooks, and literally no other teacher is doing anything other than nodding off or joking about. Killlllll meeee

 

Lotta mileage out of this gif today huh cups

 

Yes thank u for posting them tho

 

man, whats that like?

 

Wow there are cinnamon sugar vaginas now?

 

OK ILL LEAVE