QuarAnt1ned • Page 908

my dad tried taking me pheasant hunting when i was like 6 and I cried and ran home lmao.

i lived in a rural area at the time so we just went out form my house.

 

duck fat fried fries are fucking bomb.

 

drinking a vintage vella delicious red.

 

i’m drinking a sprite

 

my girlfriend's graduation is tomorrow and i have to make it to that somehow

 

who graduates in March haha

 

she's in esthetician school it's basically when she finishes her required hours.

 

it's a very informal graduation but i wanna be there.

 

oh cool that's a fun job

 

she wants to wax my b-hole and i'm scared it's gonna hurt.

 

Ice it first.

 

tisk tisk

riding without a helmet. that biker kitten should really know better

 

cuz it numbs it?

 

Kinky

 

Should do the trick

 

I wonder how many people have put Orajel on their butthole

know that I am not proud of this post

 

The kitten looks like that danger is currently on their mind.

 

Forgot I invited my friend over a while ago and now he’s here

 

This looks so good