QuarAnt1ned • Page 907

I’m moving schools for the new year and either they’re very upset or very happy

 

that's cool

you suck those toes yet?

 

Haha no, zero desire to do that. I just have one of those small pod ones , they don't produce the big clouds. Thank god.

 

No suck but there was...an incident. It was eye-opening.

 

don't do me like that. what happened?

 

Hahah this place jokes about sex and stuff often but idk if that’s the kinda thing folk legit wanna hear fr hahah

 

spoiler tag that shit, bruh

 

there was a massage of that variety. She decided to turn that into a job I had never had before. I am a changed man.

 

proud of u

 

It’s funny cos I’ve been aware of an interest in it since I legit started being attracted to women but to actually have it acted on without being like embarrassed was quite something

 

She also came at me with facts and stuff like she’d researched hahah she’s amazing

 

ever notice how dumb ducks sound. embarrassing tbh.

 

when i was a kid my dad told me car horns work by pulling the feather of a duck in the engine and i believed him.

 

I happen to really like ducks tbh please don’t insult or eat them people

 

i had duck at pf changs once and didn't like it.

 

@Dog with a Blog

 

i tried dog once too.







jk.

 

tell them to stop being so delicious

 

i'd try duck again. i'm not writing them off cuz pf changs lol.

 

this is like the Todd Barry joke about eating sushi at the Cincinnati airport

 

eating duck is a little too inhumane for my taste

same with veal

 

Duck fat is sexual

 

best jerky i've ever had was some my dad made when he used to go bow hunting elk.

 

wild night in here