QuarAnt1ned • Page 899

I stepped in a puddle of water with my socks on. I hate that feeling. Is there a name for it? Can I call it "wet-socking"?
I just said "wet-socking" out loud and it sounded dirty. Idk man.

 

maybe for you, it would be impossible for me lol

glad you're enjoying it and good work

 

wet socks ruins your day

 

I’ve been canvassing by replying that I voted early for Bernie whenever I get texts from Warren or Bloomberg folks

 

You can text, they have most of the responses typed up for you, only 10% of people respond and it's usually a simple yes/no

 

I haven't gotten any texts I feel left out, not even people kissing billionaire ass want to text me

 

Two weeks ago I got a call from Warren while I was canvassing for Bernie and told them that haha

 

I've only gotten them from Warren and Bernie, Warren prob bc I donated to her early in the race

 

the way you phrased it made it sound like Liz called you personally haha

 

She was doing that for a bit

 

It doesn’t seem like a show where that’s super necessary, especially since the book would only apply to the first one. I might read it at some point but I think there are enough major differences in the content that seeing it first wouldn’t ruin the experience of the book. It’s not a perfect show but worth a watch for sure either way you do it!

 

I’m probably the only person on the planet who’s relationship with their family got better after the 2016 election. I don’t mind political talk at family gatherings because (other than my step dad who is basically never around) they’re all Bernie folks

 

I think I'm the only one in my family who isn't super centrist or Zionist haha, I'm jealous

 

Debuted a new dress. Guy I'm seeing tells me "I like it! It looks good... You look like a sheepshearers wife."

 

I think the Sheepshearer's Wife is the erotic novel Rachel was reading on Friends

tbf I think men aren't trained to give helpful constructive reactions haha

 

king

 

I texted my friend “my definition of partying is eating Taco Bell and watching bojack horseman”

she didn’t think it was funny

 

tbf it isn't a joke

 

Is the truth meant to be funny?

 

this isn't toxic work girl is it

 

listen

I got nothing

 

depends if you're Mitch Hedberg or Demetri Martin or not

 

that girl has been out of my life

 

Wow good point.