QuarAnt1ned • Page 831

“Chorus fart guy” what?!?

 

I legitimately shivered at the thought. She has toxic clouds. Dirty bombs. I lift the covers sometimes and it’s like a fucking crypt

 

People were asking how many farts I’d done in a day it was not a fetish sigh

 

breathing in farts fights cancer

 

My ex did that and I had to be nice about it but I was dying inside

 

My respect for you just hit new bounds

 

Isn’t that more on the supply side

 

we will see

 

Needing to fart during a mhj is terrifying

 

Needing to fart during any sexual escapade is dangerous

 

Unless you’re @angrycandy and that’s your thing

 

Guy is legit envisioning me being farted on

 

Just be like oh I'm getting a phone call I think and run out naked with your phone. Works every time

 

I told Hannah we were talking about farting during sex and she said "that's why we don't do butt stuff"

 

The implication here being that I’d be able to leave during a mhj?! My soul has already left my body I’m just a shell at that point

 

wtf is a mhj

 

damn

 

I hate shitting but I don't mind farting

 

Alright time to get franked at the brewery

 

Fuck he did me dirty the bastard

 

Btw my brother’s friend’s ex bf shat on her chest as a sex thing

 

I hate them both.

 

I had this question not long back.