QuarAnt1ned • Page 687

isnt this the bad guy from the smurfs

 

P A S T A

 

Carbz

 

My tummy hurts

 

nah they’d more realistically be obscure emo and bedroom pop bands

 

shouldn't have eaten an entire jar of vegan cookie dough

 

what all did your drunk ass eat

 

@thesoftskeleton yeet it up it's your day

 

I wonder if his dogs are big or not

 

Wish I could lay my head on ur tummy and listen to ur guts bubble and make doodoo

 

Oh god that wasn’t supposed to be a public post

 

this post is art

 

Ok Elio.

 

Don’t worry about it

 

They should donate all that money to charity or something.

 

My cousin was telling me when he first met our family my great aunt was like "I had a Jewish friend once!" And he told my uncle (her son) later and my uncle was like "There were no Jewish people around here then!" and they were laughing because they think she was just trying to make him feel welcome in her weird old lady way.

 

I knew you would be a coward and not tell us. Typical.

 

One of my Twitter drafts was “I like my women like I like my coffee, in my ass” and I’m not sure where I was going with that but here you all go my gift to you

 

I just got out of bed and I'm not mad about it.

 

I'm going back in

 

Some of Bernie's past ideas and who he has supported in the past are a little questionable to me, but I trust him so much (maybe too much) so I believe he had good reasons.