QuarAnt1ned • Page 509

Haha I'm only getting started, I've watched a show where people don't meet the other person until their wedding day

 

Absolutely smashing pussy you’ve got there

 

He has one Oscar for best supporting actor and one for best picture (produced and acted in a best picture winner).

 

HEY BUD

 

Hi Dan missed you Dan

 

Is it Brad?

 

I missed you too, how r u

 

@RamonaQuimby okay two people just told each they love each other after talking for like 2 days this getting weird af

 

I think the happiest I’ve ever been was in 5th grade when we got to meet a school bus that had eyes and a mouth on it I think his name was Gus The Bus and he talked about safety that was absolutely the peak

the most let down I’ve ever been was in kindergarten when our teacher said we were going on a field trip to see a whale. A WHALE!!!! I was so excited. Could I touch the whale? Will it do tricks? Does it have a name? It turns out that we were going on a “field trip” to the front of the school where we had a water well. So yeah they took us to the front of the school to look at a bucket. The worst part was everyone else was really into it and I was the only one that had been bamboozled. Still upset about it tbh

 

Doin ok you get any coochie lately

 

She’s canceled af

 

Umm well yeah i borked Cait in tampa

 

Legit thought this was gonna end with your bus going inside of the whale and you revealing that your teacher was named Ms Frizzle

 

What a dweeb

 

i told myself i was gonna get up at 6 am and do homework. i just got out of bed an hour ago and now im on this hellscape.

 

What blink song is this from

 

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bill hader is a treasure