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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by oldjersey, Jan 17, 2020.

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  1. CoffeeEyes17 Feb 12, 2020
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    No that would be when we both went to the beach (and her man from the threesome also came along) and they both hogged all the sunscreen because he was having a hard time keeping all of the condoms on his massive member so I got a killer sunburn and when it started to peel I used the areas of skin on my leg that were stretchy to hold some of my pens because I always lose my pens and when she saw that she said she wanted a divorce
    awwww I missed you too but pls don’t be this horny this late
     
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  2. RamonaQuimby Feb 12, 2020
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    Well now he's going to be extra horny because of this post
     
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  3. CoffeeEyes17 Feb 12, 2020
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    Who are u and why are u quoting me
     
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  4. Sean Murphy Feb 12, 2020
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  6. RamonaQuimby Feb 12, 2020
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    Don't speak to me like that I am friends with your wife
     
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  7. supernovagirl Feb 12, 2020
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    Don’t speak to Kate that way!!!
     
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  8. supernovagirl Feb 12, 2020
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  9. CoffeeEyes17 Feb 12, 2020
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  10. supernovagirl Feb 12, 2020
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    Poetic and noble land mermaid

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  11. SlappinCups Feb 12, 2020
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    I met him once and he was very nice. Good handshake too, firm yet relaxed.
     
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  12. supernovagirl Feb 12, 2020
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    I had hungry howies tonight bc it’s $5 Wednesday

    delicious as ever
     
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  13. CoffeeEyes17 Feb 12, 2020
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    My howie is hungry too uwu :devil::hearteyes:

    amber I’m so sorry
     
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  15. CoffeeEyes17 Feb 12, 2020
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    I know I made some good content when @SlappinCups hits me with several likes in a row
     
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  16. supernovagirl Feb 12, 2020
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    You’re literally the luckiest ever that I don’t divorce you every day
    Even after abandonment smh
     
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  17. RyanRyan Feb 12, 2020
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    What
     
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  18. SlappinCups Feb 12, 2020
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    you make me laugh like no other user
     
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  19. CoffeeEyes17 Feb 12, 2020
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    Babe I just can’t help myself I’m just absolutely FULL of stupid and I simply MUST share it
     
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  20. supernovagirl Feb 12, 2020
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    1E2EC3E6-74D3-49E0-AFF0-1FEED03FAD15.jpeg

    I’m celebrating
     
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  21. Dirty Sanchez Feb 12, 2020
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  22. CoffeeEyes17 Feb 12, 2020
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    So first of all, hey missed u

    second why did u delete ur previous post saying u were relieved I said “ex wife” and not “wife”

    third, I will explain anything that you need me to

    fourth, don’t quote me again
     
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  24. supernovagirl Feb 12, 2020
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    Lmaoooo them using a fuckin nick lachey song for this emotional moment in Veronica Mars
     
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  25. RyanRyan Feb 12, 2020
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    Quoted

    missed you

    I’m so confused

    but it’s best I don’t ask
     
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  26. ComedownMachine Feb 12, 2020
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  27. CoffeeEyes17 Feb 12, 2020
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    Ty the worst part is I make myself laugh and a big reason I took a break from everything for a little while was because I wasn’t laughing anymore, at anything, and I felt bad.

    im laughing a lot more now and I’ve missed you all
     
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  28. supernovagirl Feb 12, 2020
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    Ayyy! Whatchu celebratin

    We missed youuuuu
     
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