QuarAnt1ned • Page 439

Shit just started skipping around the top 6 tracks from matchbox twenty on Apple Music and I take it back. I know these songs and they fucking rip

unwell! had no idea who that song belonged to all these years

 

Got my mom to vote bernie

 

Did she early vote?

 

voted by mail

 

What!
How did you not know that haha

 

@oldjersey came to Tampa and didnt even pretend to try and meet up with me smh ouch

 

They’re all these songs I heard on the radio when I was a kid and never had the sense to look them up or anything later in life

 

I’m gonna say it... matchbox 20 has more slappers than third eye blind

 

is that like how I didn't know Never Let You Go was Third Eye Blind for years

 

I like Matchbox 20 a lot more

 

It could be

I may even know that song without knowing who to attribute it to

 

yeah Dan sucks we all knew

 

wonder if there's anyone who thinks Smooth Criminal was written by Alien Ant Farm

 

I heard that version like 5 years before the original haha
same with Ataris and Boys of Summer

 

MJ doesnt exist so yes

 

I love Third Eye Blind’s music a lot, but reading how terribly Stephan treats everyone really soured me on the band.

 

yeah multiple people have told me he was a douche to them so I have a hard time listening to them

 

never heard a good story about the guy

 

I get random notifications all the time that I have new views on my pretend brewery’s Facebook page, is that from people here googling my name?

 

I had a threesome once it was awesome.

so I was bowling with my ex wife. This dude walks up and starts talking to her and flirting. At first I was like “B R U H” but then I thought “wait...this might lead to something” so she tells me she’s going home with him and I’m like “alright we’re IN this threesome is a go” so I stop by the gas station to get some wine and then I show up at the house and they are just going at it. I mean absolutely ruthless and this dude had a hog like you wouldn’t believe. Our apartment was kinda small but I shit you not this dudes ass was touching the ceiling and he was still inside her. So I’m thinking “alright she definitely will not be able to walk tomorrow”

so yeah that was a wild experience but me, my ex wife, and her man had a great time

 

Why were you bowling with your ex wife

 

She is my ex wife now, she wasn’t at the time. Don’t quote me again

 

Was that the night she became your ex wife

 

i missed you

 

I kinda love how Ricky Gervais called out a bunch of people at the Golden Globes tbh