QuarAnt1ned • Page 393

ableist to shame me for being color blind

 

This made me very very happy and I'm telling everyone I know

 

What if brooms always acted like this

 

Do you have a broom at home

 

not everyone can afford a broom, once

 

Yeah I just tried it and it phuckxing fell.

 

I read that you can actually do it everyday it's a myth that it's a planet alignment thing or w/e. I still need to read more about it tho

 

'specially not twice. 'N i'm sorry for sayin' that

 

Pick better brooms

 

C U P S

 

Ikr. I had to construct mine out of sticks and hay.

 

Its like toy story, when youre not home your brooms balance themselves

 

Now if I could only get someone to balance my checkbook

 

Joe Pera Helps You Balance Your Checkbook

 

Joe Pera definitely knows every cent that comes out of his checking account

 

So it’s hard to find the scientific support behind this broom thing

So I’ve decided it’s a Harry Potter thing

 

ok boomer

 

Ftfy

 

Who still uses checks boomer