QuarAnt1ned • Page 322

JFG JFA JFB JFT JFK

 

I can't believe i'm the chorus.fm champion

 

that’s not something to be proud of

 

This is the equivalent of celebrating that you got last place

 

dream big bro

 

im so happy

 

how can EVERY SINGLE thing I'm given to do at work come back with some problem/error/mistake on management's part?

If they were this consistent with doing things correctly, they'd be the most successful business of all time.

 

want me to prank them

 

I'm listening.

 

upper deck them

 

You know that episode of New Girl about how Winston's pranks are always either too much or too little

That's what I imagine oldmanjersey's pranks being like

 

I call and say that I am the champion of chorus and I challenge them to a shitpost-off at 3 PM tomorrow on the blonk thread and then while they are sitting on chorus.fm watching people defend a nazi at 3PM tomorrow I go and shit on all of their desks and pee on the ceiling while throwing rotten fruit all over the ground causing a massive fruit flie infestation.


Im on one today yall sry.

 

And I leave a package of these for them

 

are those creme betweens bofa?

 

hope you have a better day today! sorry about your car :(

 

Hello it's quite snowy out

 

um............. yeahhhhhhhhhhhh



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Creme between sounds like what i....nvm

 

Hello just got a cold press Good Friday to everyone

 

go on

 

Mr moneybags buying $10 juice

 

The juice makes me go zoom

 

tmi grant