QuarAnt1ned • Page 1255

the purest post

 

I found out my work’s pay coverage policy and I want to die

 

Nah the obvious choice is UtterP1gwAnk2k20 we’ve been through this it’s like you don’t even read. The mistake was made last time making this place about someone called DAIN but it cannot he made again



!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So I just gave my speech and the staff have given me a huge fuck off orchid as a present. Great sentiment but I can’t look after myself let alone an orchid

 

work had to cut 30 more hours, after cutting 30 hours over the weekend, so here i am with 0 hours and infinite free time

 

You treat your orchid son well

 

This still doesn’t feel real

 

same my brain can't process it

 

I spend all day anxious to the point that I’m clenching my jaw too much and I have such a nasty headache by the time I’m going to bed.

 

I will like I’m treating it as a challenge. Plus it’ll be nice in my new apartment! So excited to move.

 

This being corona?

 

my work trying to make me a slave with this negative pto thing

 

Actual texts from my father today:

"Did you find any weed?"
*7 minutes later*
"Is this really happening? Holy fuckballs! Should I mail you one of my guns?"

Dad I'm not about to storm Normandy lolol

 

Omg I'm dying at this tweet

If only I knew what it was like to be part of the LGBTQ community....

This genius follows me too. All of my whatttttt

 

my orchid child is strapped in @Shakriel

 

Safety first

 

Classic

 

Excellent. keep him safe.

shes says the n-word so casually, i guarantee she uses it all the time.

 

might be getting two switches and two copies of animal crossing for 100 pounds

 

And they just charged me for my photoshop/lightroom subscription too

 

How’d you do this?

 

I thought the point of the Switch is it's light and handheld


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