QuarAnt1ned • Page 1133

I’m crying don’t die Tom Hanks

 

This ep of Curb where David Schwimmers dad is the head of a mixed nuts empire and Larry complains to David about the cashew to raisin ratio in the bags and David gets offended is genius.

 

damn. people ain't fucking around

 

So what are just normal (non-doomsday prepper mentality) people gonna do when they need new toilet paper or hand soap.

 

you gotta any socks?

 

Can I send you some so that you can fill it with hand sanitizer and tp

 

yeah just Venmo me 300 dollars

 

bidet boys we out here

 

The sequel to Trailer Park Boys.

 

I actually have a Tushy but I still need tp for my daughters and a little each time to wipe the wet off my ass

 

For real though it’s going to be a weird year

 

I’m so glad tomorrow is the start of my spring break. Being around coughing children has me bugging out lately and I have been washing my hands 10 times or more at work and holding my breath every time someone sneezes until I get far enough from the area of impact

 

I’m probably gonna take tomorrow off.

 

gonna go to the gym bro

 

use one ply like a goddamn animal

 

We have one ply currently because our previous plumbing situation required that we couldn’t use 2-ply or we’d fuck the pipes up. It got fixed last month and we still have rolls left over.

 

Just googled if you can wash your hands with vodka. Turns out if it’s 60% alcohol, you can. Found my solution.

 

70% I think.

 

The CDC advises 60% alcohol in hand sanitizer so it is recommended to use 99% isopropyl alcohol.

 

Yes, I’d really listen to the CDC

 

You think a virus is gonna “ha sucker you’re 10% short now I’m gonna fuck your shit up”