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Prestigious Chorus.fm Users "Write A Novel" Thread

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Your Milkshake, Dec 29, 2017.

  1. Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Everyone writes a novel together. Each post is a single sentence in the novel.

    We can just chit chat until creative juices are flowing and it comes time to get down to business with the novel.

    Once we start, no more chat. Only novel.
     
  2. Rob Hughes

    I wish you'd love me for life

    Big tiddies
     
  3. TedSchmosby

    Trusted

    Chit chat until National Novel Writing Month next November
     
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  4. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    This one is only semi sexual, correct?
     
  5. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    Once upon a time
     
  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    sweet sweet fantasy baby Platinum

    I was falling in love but now I'm only falling apart
     
  7. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    You might ask yourself "why's that?"
     
  8. Garrett

    just looking for a little hope Moderator

    But you should really be asking “why not?”
     
  9. Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    By this time next year Id be dead.
     
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  10. angrycandy

    hell is empty and all the devils are here Prestigious

    chapter 2
     
  11. Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    "JFK shot first"
     
  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    sweet sweet fantasy baby Platinum

    Exclaimed Alex Jones
     
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  13. angrycandy

    hell is empty and all the devils are here Prestigious

    whilst waiting in line at Chipotle
     
  14. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    "Can I get beans in this bowl?" he foamed at the corners of his mouth
     
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  15. Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Then he ordered 12 chipotle quesos and made a secret phonecall on his Razr phone.
     
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  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    sweet sweet fantasy baby Platinum

    And briskly removed his pants
     
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  17. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

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  18. Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    His winky was a bit pinky and definitely not without bumpies.
     
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  19. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    "Good lord, Shake," exclaimed SlappinCups
     
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  20. Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    You see Alex Jones liked to hump mud puddles back behind his house and take ketchup showers to cleanse himself afterwards.
     
  21. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    He scurried to his Uber, Chipotle bags overflowing, dreaming of his ketchup shower to come.
     
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  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    sweet sweet fantasy baby Platinum

    " hello I'm your Uber driver" said Hillary Clinton
     
  23. Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Then she smiled and said " IMG_1506.JPG mails".
     
  24. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    Alex's eyes bulged and he choked a bit on the burrito bowl he'd been horking down as he waited for the Uber. "But...you're..."
     
  25. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    "Not knitting? I know. I wasn't a woman of the people. Uber will make me a regular working human automaton with many things in common with normals."