Prestigious Chorus.fm Users "Write A Novel" Thread

Everyone writes a novel together. Each post is a single sentence in the novel.

We can just chit chat until creative juices are flowing and it comes time to get down to business with the novel.

Once we start, no more chat. Only novel.

 

Big tiddies

 

Chit chat until National Novel Writing Month next November

 

This one is only semi sexual, correct?

 

Once upon a time

 

I was falling in love but now I'm only falling apart

 

You might ask yourself "why's that?"

 

But you should really be asking “why not?”

 

By this time next year Id be dead.

 

chapter 2

 

"JFK shot first"

 

Exclaimed Alex Jones

 

whilst waiting in line at Chipotle

 

"Can I get beans in this bowl?" he foamed at the corners of his mouth

 

Then he ordered 12 chipotle quesos and made a secret phonecall on his Razr phone.

 

And briskly removed his pants

 

@Mr. Serotonin had only removed his pants here once before

 

His winky was a bit pinky and definitely not without bumpies.

 

"Good lord, Shake," exclaimed SlappinCups

 

You see Alex Jones liked to hump mud puddles back behind his house and take ketchup showers to cleanse himself afterwards.

 

He scurried to his Uber, Chipotle bags overflowing, dreaming of his ketchup shower to come.

 

" hello I'm your Uber driver" said Hillary Clinton

 

Then she smiled and said " mails".

 

Alex's eyes bulged and he choked a bit on the burrito bowl he'd been horking down as he waited for the Uber. "But...you're..."

 

"Not knitting? I know. I wasn't a woman of the people. Uber will make me a regular working human automaton with many things in common with normals."