Post Your Picture Thread • Page 103

I went to my friends house when I was like 12, and a bird had a nest set up on their roof. She thought I was coming to take her babies I guess so she started swooping down at me and attacking. I have never liked any bird since then

Besides penguins

 

#BirdHateThread

 

@BirdPerson they talking shit bout you.

 

My friend was once attacked by a hawk. Also, I opened the front door once and a mockingbird that was nesting in the wreath flew out and smacked me in the face. Give the bird to the birds.

 

It's always so crazy to see a picture of someone after you've built up an image of them in your mind. Podcasts are always interesting in that regard. Ya'll are all Oz behind the curtain and you are all beautiful

 

^^^How all of you look in my minds eye

 

Turkeys are mean too. An owl and a sparrow have gotten into my house before.

 

There is a turkey on my running trail that waits for me and chases me like half the time I'm out there. I've had to run in the street where he likes to hide and that fucker will still run out into the street to get me. He'll just stand there in front of cars and not move while people are honking and moving towards it. I've seen 4-5 cars backed up at once waiting for that asshole to get out of the way. Birds are jerks.

 

I'm dying hahaha

The only animal I've ever kicked was an Emu/Ostrich looking thing. It scarred me for life bc their bites HURT and it could run way faster than me. It also towered over me too. I have nightmares about it sometimes. No joke.

 

My girlfriend and I were in Newport, RI for the day on saturday since it was beautiful and also happened to be our one year anniversary. She decided to use me as her subject/model. (I never know what to do with my hands so they go in my pockets):

 

it's cool I will rise from the ashes of their mean comments, like a...PhoenixPerson...or something

 

This has replaced the picture of me up there as my favorite.

It's from this past September.

 

I'm in a suspiciously good mood today! Gonna stay the night in a hotel and live that fancy life

 

It was really nice in SF this morning.

 

Hey! It was! I was walking through the tenderloin this mornin and there ain't nothin like that good ol' perpetual smell of shit haha

 

I only smelled pee once on my walk from the parking garage to my doctor's appointment!

 

1. Makeup and hair on point
2. Is that a Radiohead shirt?

 

Me and my coworker/work mom at the royals game last night. They won because of us

 

Hey, I listened to that game on the radio last night, cool

 

That last inning had almost the entire stadium our feet after that lead off hit and scored run. so glad after Wednesday nights game they were able to rally back. that was just embarrassing

 

It is!

 

This is the creepiest app/thing I've ever seen. There's one that makes you look old and I almost had an existential crisis.

 

You look like a babe tbh.

 

I would date me. actually no I wouldnt. that'd be a disaster. someone would be bound to get their heart broken.