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Poll: What do you put on the "food" known as a hot dog?

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Dirty Sanchez, Apr 26, 2016.


Out of these choices, what do you put on your hot dog?

  1. Mustard Only

    26 vote(s)
  2. Ketchup Only

    34 vote(s)
  3. Mustard/Ketchup

    30 vote(s)
  4. Mustard/Ketchup

    15 vote(s)
  5. Other

    24 vote(s)
  6. Pickles

    12 vote(s)
  7. Relish

    26 vote(s)
  8. Onions

    42 vote(s)
  9. Cheese

    29 vote(s)
  10. Bacon

    18 vote(s)
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Dirty Sanchez

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Time to figure this out.
  2. Meerkat

    human junk drawer Prestigious

    Hot dogs are just giant baloney sticks
  3. Juuzzy


    This poll is so American. Can't go wrong with some Mustard and cheese though.
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  4. Turkeylegz


    I like my hot dogs to have jalapenos and cheese.
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  5. Dirty Sanchez

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I fucked this poll up.
  6. crunchprank Prestigious

    Is it weird I like nothing on mine? People always look at me funny.
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  7. Juuzzy


    Yes and I'd look at you funny.
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  8. crunchprank Prestigious

    Fiiiiiiiiine. I'll a small amount of ketchup please.
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  9. Garrett

    you're not a ghost Moderator

    70% Ketchup, 30% Mustard

    (Or 100% sweet baby rays.)
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  10. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I've eaten hot dogs with ketchup which probably makes me a terrible New Yorker but I couldn't stand mustard until very recently, I'd rather have sausage or a corn dog anyway
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  11. Dirty Sanchez

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Speaking of hot dogs, last night I ate hot dogs for the first time in years and they were Jack Links hot dogs with pieces of turkey jerky inside -_-
  12. mercury

    modern-day offspring fanatic Supporter

    Chili cheese dogs ftw.
  13. mr_november

    Trusted Supporter

    Saurkaut, onions, Swiss, and mustard.
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  14. chris

    Trusted Supporter

    mustard, sauerkraut, jalapeños

    also, ketchup only? you monsters
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  15. mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    Deepfried onions, cheese, bacon if I'm feeling extra, and ketchup
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  16. Borat 2: Vengeance

    The Pitbull of Prestigious

    Ketchup :/
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  17. Doomsday

    look ma, no title! Supporter

    When I get them at Circle K I usually put mustard, ketchup, relish, cheese and whatever they call chili sauce on it. If I'm making it myself usually just mustard, ketchup, relish and onions if I have them

    Nothing feels quite as good as walking to Circle K at 3am in the summer to get a couple chili cheese dogs
  18. DarkHotline

    I’ll teach you to be happy! Prestigious

    Since BBQ isn't an option, I cannot vote. Speaking of that, Sweet Baby Ray's is the best BBQ sauce to put on a hot dog.
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  19. ReginaPhilange

    Trusted Prestigious

    sautéed onions and dijon mustard is all you need.
  20. Owlex

    free snewt Prestigious

  21. Dirty Sanchez

    Prestigious Prestigious

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  22. Surfwax

    bring on the major leagues

    1 chili cheese onions
    2 chicago style (brown mustard preferred)
    3 pickles bbq cheese (try it, its a perfect combo)
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  23. Owlex

    free snewt Prestigious

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  24. chris

    Trusted Supporter

    Went out and bought some hot dogs* for dinner thanks to this thread :winkkiss:

    *(veggie dogs technically, they p good)
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  25. White

    Cum for the Cum God. Prestigious