Pizza Hut Introduces Playable Pizza Box

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  1. Melody Bot

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    Pizza Hut is launching “playable DJ pizza boxes” at select UK locations. For when you want your music to sound like your pizza tastes: like cardboard.


    The pizza retailer has paired up with printed electronics company Novalia to create turntables out of the classic cardboard serving apparatus, printing two scratchable decks and controls for playback, pitch, volume and crossfading right onto the box in conductive ink.

     
  2. omgrawr

    That loneliness is not a function of solitude.

    My last Pizza Hut experience was pretty disastrous. Cold pizza, the marina sauce they give now is just prepackaged and cold, and the teenagers behind the counter didn't even pretend like they gave a shit about anything.

    I'm always amazed at how I used to love places like Pizza Hut when I was a kid. Like, was it better then or did I just give a lot less shits what I was eating? Pizza Hut's Book It program still rules though.
     
  3. spencpants

    Can I pet your dog? Prestigious

    Yeah, let me just keep playing with this fucking greasy box..
     
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  5. SmithBerryCrunch

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    but...why...?
     
  6. Owlex

    free snewt Prestigious

    Another classic Jason Tate news article ether. It never gets old lol
     
  7. disambigujason

    Formerly js977 Supporter

    Ima stand up for Pizza Hut. Idk if the places around me just do it better but I think it's friggin great.
     
  8. SmithBerryCrunch

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    Yeah I've never had bad pizza from Pizza Hut. Can't say I've really had bad pizza at all to be honest.
     
  9. Tylar

    Les incompétents

    This is the future people! I've always dreamt of producing music on a pizza greased cardboard dj setup.
     
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  10. Tom Lee

    Tea Leaf and ⅓ of Hora Douse.

    Depends on how pic
    Might be because you gave less shits when younger. I certainly did, because I used to love stuff like McD's and Pizza Hut. Now I think it's gross and sucks. Last time I had pizza from Pizza Hut, I could still taste the dough was a little frozen.
     
  11. valencourt

    oh well, okay.

    They should really sink their money into making pizza that tastes good.
     
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  12. mattylikesfilms

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    I worked at a Pizza Hut here in the Bay Area when I turned 17 and it's garbage pizza guys lol
     
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  13. SEANoftheDEAD

    cologne.band

    Pizza is good. Pizza Hut pizza is not.
     
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  14. ARo24

    Regular

    Like the last two said Pizza Hut is gross. So overrated.
     
  15. Guys Named Todd

    Perfectly executed Chewbacca sound Prestigious

    I worked for Target. We had a "Pizza Hut Express" in store which amounted to us being sent boxes or frozen crusts, cheese, and meats that we thawed out, slathered in oil, and ran through a flash oven. Pizza Hut is the farthest things from real pizza/food.
     
  16. SmithBerryCrunch

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    That's why it's called Express. That's not how a normal Pizza Hut operates.
     
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