Personal Catch Phrases • Page 3

Employed ironically as a putdown, "Get fucked by a(n) [x]", where x is any number of absurd suggestions (the absurdity of which is meant to underscore the irony), is a staple of mine.

Also the exclamation "D'oh!" I invented that.

 

I didn't make it up, but I frequently tell people they're "petty as fuck".

 

I'm known to be a really nice guy, so I think it's fun to suddenly be combative to my friends in a comical way.

"What's it to ya?" has been my go to phrase for the last year. It just flows off the tongue really well and it always catches my friends off guard. It's best for really mundane questions that don't warrant a negative response:

"So what do you usually eat when you come here?"
"What's it to ya?"

"Can I borrow a pencil?"
"What's it to ya?"

"Did you just trip on the-?"
"WHAT'S IT TO YA?"

Gets them every time.

 

'That's not how that works.' used to be a big one for me.

 

"You're a scumbag"

 

" what a nice cereal box "
From SpongeBob SquarePants to describe someone who's pleasant

 

Off the top of my head, I catch myself saying "y'know/you know what I mean" and "it's one of those things" a lot.

 

I say "good old fashioned" and "as they say" pretty often, haha.

 

"Get wrecked" when someone gets dissed

 

"wild"
"fuck off"
"i'm hungry"
"thor 2 was shit"
"what the flip"
"savage"
"deadly"

 

I've been on a huge, "don't tell me what to do," kick.

Example:

Wife-"see ya babe have a good day at work!"

Me-"Don't tell me what to do."

Wife-""

 

I say "proud of you" a lot.

Friend- I had to poop before I came over.
Me- Proud of you, bud.

Friend- I slept until noon on Tuesday.
Me- Proud of you.

Wife- I scooped the litter.
Me- Proud of you.

 

Love adding 'bud' to the end of lines. I do it too. Haha.

 

I like " don't tell me what to do you're not my real dad "

 

It's my ultimate term of endearment.

 

I think my catchphrase is "who gives a shit?"

 

"Time to smash some tinnies cobber!"

Time for some beers old friend

 

Asking "Is this a bit?" anytime something ridiculous is happening.

Saying "You don't know shit about dick." when someone doesn't know what they're talking about.

I also say "Proud of you, bud." to anybody telling me anything.

Any variation of wrecked, including ethered and negged.

"Dad?" in any situation.

 

I really love language quirks. I love how every group and relationship has their own slang.

I have a lot but the most common and specific-to-me one by far is say "kinky" after things that sound "kinky". Or if they don't at all sound kinky. It's kind of like my version of "that's what she said"

 

I've been ending a lot of questions with "right?" and it's driving me crazy.

 

I just noticed that I've been using "super" in place of the word "so" as, like, an informal modifier, you know. Informal being the key word there, 'cause it typically only appears in sentences where it's dodgy grammatically.

"I'm super not doing that."
"I'm super gonna kill you."
"I super hate myself."
etc

Which btw I super stole from 30 Rock.

 

You're hangin' with a lot of the wrong people then

 

YES!

 

"you mess with the best you gonna get wrecked" - when I wreck someone