Personal Catch Phrases

This thread is for the things you say in your day-to-day life that may or may not be in usage in the broader public. Most of my phrases are borrowed from older black men and women I respect and think are cool. Example:

"I hear that hot shit": a sarcastic response to someone making a ridiculous statement.

"Sometimey": someone who is inconsistent with their treatment of others. Sometimes they're nice, sometime they're complete and utter pieces of shit.

"I quit recess because I don't play": emphasis for how strongly one feels about any given issue. Also, bravado/a.

What are yours, folks?

 

This is amazing.

I don't know that I have anything like this, but one of my personal mottoes is life is too short for boring dress socks.

 

Idjit and saying someone is being ugly when someone is mean.

I'm not sure I'm doing this right lol

 

Strewth

 

i'm not original, i just am random

"indeed"
"gg"
"innit m8"

 

-Rippppp-

For way too many instances lol. Gaming has cursed me.

 

LETS BREAK IT DOWN

Overwatch forever.

 

I say "fine and dandy" a lot. I've noticed recently that "absolutely" and "perfect" are two of my most used words with customers at work.

 

"Wubba lubba dub dub!"

 

"stupinchabey?" - from "pissed up ain't ya, bey?" aka "You seem a little drunk there, sir?"

 

"pharses"

 

You are if you watch a lot of Supernatural.

 

I say "alrighty" when confirming plans

 

I say "read a book" as an insult a lot when someone is wrong, or at least when I think they're wrong.

 

"Long" or "glum" - when something isn't good. "Ah, that's long"/"ah, glum"
"Bore off" - get lost/fuck off

 

I say "That's fair" all the time as just a neutral, fill-in phrase when I don't actually have a response.

 

This and "fair enough" are at least 90% of the sounds that come out of my mouth

 

I say he/she's a stage 5 clinger a lot.

 

I've had conversations with numerous people about our distain for when our one friend says "Fair Enough" we're all on board with it being a terrible response

 

I say "C'ya" super smugly like the Smug Alert episode of South Park. I suppose that's the only one I do intentionally and don't totally hate.

I say "No shit" a lot when I agree and I hate it because it sounds sarcastic. I try to stop myself.

And "For sure" is still stuck around from my days of hanging out with stoners.

 

"Don't tempt my tummy with the taste of bites and honey"

A friend of mine says this whenever someone offers him something repugnant.

 

Every time I say this the person hasn't seen Wedding Crashers and it always ruins the phrase having to explain it.

 

My sister uses the word janky frequently.

Like that house is janky.

 

"I smell what you are stepping in" which means I understand what you are saying but everyone's guess is that it has something to do with being full of shit.

 

It's pretty bad, I won't disagree. Just a bad habit of mine