People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 871

and wtf is this

 

fan fiction

 

hey thats an honest question

 

I love fan fiction

 

Damn, looks like it's about to bust

 

It’s not Spiderverse bro, chill

 

whats crazy is that you know that they got themselves into a situation where their bag wasnt big enough for the amount of nut milk they had so they were forced to create a bigger better one

 

how come some people say "melk" instead of "milk"? Makes me wanna pop dey cheek.

 

had this conversation with my wife the other day she says one of her co-workers does it and its bananas

 

People say all kinds of fuck up shit all over the place

Remember when hella was a word?

 

It really doesn't. If anything it looks half empty and probably priced too high.

 

Still is!

 

No. Is that your place tho? Reviews look impeccable

 

Maybe to the untrained eye.

 

It was just an average day in church. Jesus was just praying as usual. The prayer was the same old “I pray to the lord, my father that Shrek will hear my prayer and come to let me rest my tired head atop his holy lap. Amen.” But, of course Jesus wanted more than that. He hasn’t been “intimate” with anyone for so long. Too long. Jesus was longing for something to “satisfy” him. Those thoughts didn’t go unnoticed. Shrek was already on his way. To “punish” Jesus for his sinful ways.

 

My bad. I apparently don't spend enough time gazing upon sacks ready to burst. I bow to you.

 

youre missing out

 

We need a part 2.

Does Shrek take advantage of Jesus's stigmata?

 

blake would take supreme offense to this

 

He'd still need a change of pants.

 

Shrek is sacred

 

blakey just retweeted this

edit: the wish i had a gf tweet, not the first one

 

"Danger Zone" makes me wanna run from the cops