People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 862

I'm not getting married so won't have to worry about that nonsense, whew

 

@Dirty Sanchez

 

Hmm, I’d watch that TBH

 

delete this it's too triggering

 

That’s why I tagged you

 

It's a capitalist weapon of the patriarchy

But mazel tov to anyone here who's married

 

same

 

getting married rocked but planning the wedding made me want to jump into a boat propeller several times

 

Watching people plan weddings is exhausting so I can't imagine

 

i'm exhausted and we've only looked at a few venues online lol

 

We picked out the wedding venue now we're trying to decide who to invite. Every name that comes up I think is a dbag. I would have loved to elope but the fiance wouldn't have it.

 

Hello it's me the person who got married at the justice of the peace

to say my obligatory I have 0 regrets over never having a ceremony

 

also: dry movie theaters, dry parks, dry sidewalks, dry subways, dry airplanes, dry coffee houses, dry outhouses, dry hen-houses, dry restaurants, dry schools, dry campuses, etc.

 

you think YOU are the trash boy?

 

Weezer releases the blue album but after every line in every song Rivers says bazinga

 

Patriarchy certainly but people have been getting married for a longggggggg time before capitalism

 

the bazinga album

 

My name is Jonas I’m carrying bazinga

 

The modern $100,000 wedding I meant, it's obscene

 

oh yeah (bazinga)
alright (bazinga)

 

Hey what's this place called the houses are so big
Beverly Hills young Rivers

 

I don’t particularly want to get married but I’ll never say never

 

I swear I ate like $500+ worth of appetizers at my cousins wedding a few years ago.

 

ken what are you doing in dry hen houses

 

okay justin bieber