People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 81

Rip? You still can!

 

who is Mango Ken

 

Time for maker’s mark

 

Nowhere near me has it

 

I heard there is a shortage. In good time, it will find you.

 

Straight?

 

Its all good, I’m drinking the strongest Tom Collins ever atm

 

On the rocks, sir.

 

I love a good Tom Collins and a good one is hard to find.

 

This is not the current best, but it is the current strongest me thinks

 

Strength compensates for a less than great cocktail, in a way. I’m not one to be too picky, but this reminds of a time when I ordered a mojito at The Cheesecake Factory and it was rum, sprite, and mint. I think it’s the only drink I’ve ever sent back.

 

My first “legal” drink order was a mojito at The Melting Pot and it was solid.

 

They can be really delicious, especially on a warm day.

 

We are down to having like 4 cases of variety packs (2 12s in a case) and like two 2 cases of Grapefruit (4 6s in a case)I ’ve put away at least 100 cases of the variety packs I hope I never see another for the rest of my life

 

something something hard tom collins something something sex joke something something drooling emoji drooling emoji drooling emoji

 

Poo poo pee pee

 

switched from white claws to red wine and yes I did cook drunk and it was delicious so I can basically do anything in case anyone was wondering

 

Chameleons look like they always tryna discretely peep tha booty

 

@Shakriel @Dirty Sanchez

Are y’all motherfuckers goin to Bob’s Donuts tonight? It’s like a ten minute walk from Great American Music Hall. Go there, get a chocolate old fashioned, and change your life forever.

 

So this guy named Tom from Orlando bought me a few beers and img too drink for being at a theme park other

 

His name is Tom from Orlando?

 

Hell yeah once