People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 456

Yeah I have





EDIT: Just to be clear, I've been working for the state since I was 15. I have NOT been hitting women.

 

There are no child labor laws in Florida.

 

Damn dude!! That’s insaaaane haha. You should be her boss. Have you asked about the new position?

 

That's why i'm so mad that i'm still getting paid under 30k. That's insane to me. I have a knowledge base that few people have cause I've been here so long and have been moved around so much. I've worked in the Air division, Mining and Water. I've worked in Coastal Construction and now Submerged lands. Done some GIS mapping. I've done service desk tickets which IT people usually do who get paid much more than me. I've done tons of Public Records requests. I've done the entire divisions inventory and surplus before which covers 250-300 people. And I've worked with several different databases that many people don't know how to use but should
@Dog with a Blog

 

I was going to say either that or you look amazing for 40

But yeah that sucks

 

congrats you just got your spot on Saturday Night Live taken away

 

You really are a man of many talents.

 

Lmao

 

You need me to have a talk with these knuckleheads bro?

 

202-456-1111

 

Are you tho?

 

Thank you. I'm gonna chew out the boss

 

" hi Jacob we got a letter of recommendation from someone named Cups"

 

See you in Guantanamo Bay.

 

This guy on the phone is wiggin' out

 

okay who wants to help me commit voter fraud so i can vote for bernie in the primaries

 

Looking at what conservatives are saying on twitter about Greta Thunberg/climate change and now I’m not only convinced that there’s no way we’ll save ourselves from this, but that we probably deserve it

 

Humanity on the whole is fucking awful--but there are bright spots here and there. We just need to eradicate boomers.

 

Maybe it shouldn’t, but it blows my mind that saving the planet became a left/right thing lol

 

"I was suspicious at first, but white people name their kids stupid shit all the time, so who am I to judge?"

 

“He says you’re a.....rocket surgeon???”

 

@Mr. Serotonin Ok everything has been taken care of including an increase in pay, VIP parking spot, corner office, and company vehicle. They said all you have to do is call this number (727) 363-6833 and repeat the phrase, "The cock crows thrice at dawn"