People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 445

I surprisingly don't have a fear of public speaking or performing publicly but today I spoke at this convention and I was totally chill until they were like "be sure to speak into the mic because this is being recorded!" And as soon as I knew they were filming I was like

 

remember us when you're famous

 

"I prefer not to."

 

women? not in my rock

 

Haha yes I have heard those work conferences rly bring in the fame and glamour. Maybe one day the good sis Britney Spears will show up!!

 

Y'all ever cry reading an Archie comic?

Yeah, me neither.

 

you doin a ted talk kiana?

 

Yes, John, we know that’s not why you keep a box of tissues while you read Archie

 

sorry y'all can't listen to the 1975 anymore also when the fuck did he see Taylor for $60, 12 years ago?

 

Also, $63 really isn’t that bad imo lol

 

I would if I could read.

 

Kevin Keller is running for senator because his boyfriend was shot by a criminal who bought a gun without a background check thanks to gun show loopholes.
So Kevin is debating this stuffy old Republican, who says something homophobic. Kevin points out that he wants the same thing everyone else wants and that he's just like you or me.
Kevin wins the debate. He's gonna tighten up gun laws. It's gonna be great. I teared up at his speech.

 

What's Keane?

 

man spoiler alert

 

The comic is at least five years old.

 

8 year rule with comics this is known

 

Hmmmm. I've never heard of them. Idk if I'm really keen on them.

 

Walgreens Snow Patrol

Edit: this was for the keane question

 

Yo this place by me called The Dog Bakery is hiring. I’m perfect for the job.

 

Not by me it isn't.

Plus, Archie comics are timeless. They exist all at once in the fourth dimension. Like that Vonnegut character.

 

is it a bakery for dogs or run by dogs or both

 

pretty sure that's also snow patrol

 

Kathy Keene?