People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 432

Wow even if they’re not doing anything bad? Okayyyyyy

 

i'm constantly thinking about how shitty it would be to teach a kid to drive, and then i remind myself that i'll never have to do that and i feel better.

 

Factually incorrect about my children

 

You know, my grandparents had portraits of the Virgin Mary and Jesus above their bed, but I feel like the millennial version of that is a sign that says this so I say go for it.

 

We jokingly send fuck boy “u up” texts and I created something terrible

 

The other day my daughter headbanged along to Bodysnatchers and I realized that parenting is easy as fuck

 

Ask her why she’s a pleb. She should be headbanging to Pulk / Pull Revolving Doors

 

Donut hand

 

Okay, I'll let you know if I ever find it.

 

She also danced to Packt Like Sardines cuz she’s a good fan that knows Amnesiac is king

 

What you say when you’re donut handing someone

 

interesting choice to go with a chocolate frosted donut........

 

Donut hand me that avocado

 

Adults are way more annoying than kids, Braylen's mom Bethany is the problem

 

But really, it’s the parents who suck. At Chang’s the other night this kid was playing with this fucking Transformer toy or some shit and he kept on pressing this button that would make like a siren type noise and he just kept on doing it over and over again. And I’m like, y’all realize you aren’t at home, right? There are other people trying to enjoy their dinner how you can be so unaware? It was so annoying

 

Braylen's mom Bethany is the problem[/QUOTE]this just gave me intense anxiety

 

Adds flavor? Ok I’m sorry I outgrossed myself

 

Kids movies at regal were a disaster largely because the parents wouldn’t make their kids clean up

 

So true, like parents who give their kids something with a screen that's blaring. I'm glad you're not being bothered by your kid now, but the rest of us have to listen to that shit.

 

Exactly I don't want to hear Peppa Pig use headphones

 

bruh what kind of flavor?

 

Real talk, I would bet many parents are too afraid to discipline in public to avoid the scrutiny of everyone else around. Not an excuse, but it’s always something that is tricky to balance in public

 

Wait, you don’t want to hear peppa pig use her headphones, or you don’t want to hear peppa pig so the kid should use headphones