People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 224

I was really close to seeing a doctor just to get a note like that.

 

just insist youre still working while youre pooing.

 

It was nice after my vasectomy, because nobody wanted details, so they'd ask why I was away from my desk so long and I would start describing my uh situation for like a minute and they'd interrupt me with "nevermind"

 

Salesforce does have an app - i could be hustlin' and p****n'

 

I mean. I was either on here or playing Dr Mario.

 

well obviously but I'm saying lie.

 

Bourbon is so good amen

 

What's funny is they've done this like three times. I get written up for it, then I wait until that expires and start long-pooping again.

 

What bourbon

 

No carbs in bourbon

 

Eagle rare

 

I think I’ll spend three hours in the restroom tomorrow. You’ve inspired me KJ.

 

I'm not familiar with this concept.

 

At your job or just in general?

 

Beastie Boys voice

 

Answers some questions for sure then

 

At work of course.

 

It started when I would just go hide in the bathroom at the same time every day.
Eventually my bowels were trained to go at that time every day.
It really snowballed.

 

how is this different from any other day?

 

You can write code from the can. Or whatever you do.

 

I make the interns get coffee

 

Cups

 

@Dirty Sanchez why is CSS so hard?

 

Is this a euphemism?